April is here and it brought our common sense with it. Hooray for us! We’re just now getting around to hooking you fine folks up with duos, but in our defense, we’ve been busy doing hair, creating unnecessary problems that we refuse to resolve the easy way, watching puppy clips, and staring into voids. Adult stuff. We know you know.

We’re so proud of ourselves for finally doing something proactive and rational, that we are practically throwing these new additions at you for 15% off of our already killer prices. We’re sure there’s some cool adage about how two is better than one to put here, but quite honestly you probably haven’t read this far so you’re not missing out on much.